Today I shredded the Elf on the Shelf

garfieldthecatto

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Ok so the little nigga was creeping around my house like shit every day i woke up he would be somewhere new and plot twist? I live alone so idk who was doing it. I resorted to putting cameras everywhere but that didn't solve anytyhnig becauase when i woek up there was paper over them. SO, i decided to set a trap. I [put a bear trap at my door, and then i held a shotgun and hid in teh closet. ANd then, a perosn walked in. I shot him ,,he died. but it was dark, so I caouldn't see how he was. Them, I went to the elf and put it in my blender., I shredded it and drank it. Then, i shittged it into the mouth of the person i killed, it was really satisfsying btw. I think i should have recorded it for ASMR. Then, I went to sleep. IN the morning, I frealized the person i Shot was a Niggr. I was flabbergasted and very happy as i had shot a Niggr outside of a school (which is where i used to shoot niggrs). And \this one, was a big one, not a small oine like the ones i normaly shoot.

SO this is my villan backstory
 
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