The Covid vaccine changed my sexual preference

JSPeg8

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I used to like big tiddy goth girls but then I got vaccinated and all of a sudden I started craving big juicy mouth watering cocks.
I don't know when it happened but one day I was working out at the gym and saw this super ripped bro dude so I walked up to him and complimented his physique. We hit it off and the dude was super chill and even offered me tips to build my core strength! Then it happened, I was lifting heavy that day and asked him to spot me on the bench. I laid down, got into position and started my presses when I noticed his massive bulging crotch right in my face, the smell of his crotch was tantalizing, like a pheromone that ignited a passion within my very pants. He saw the tent erupt from my shorts and then looked into my eyes. It was then I knew I was being mind controlled by the covid-19 vaccine. Every male should have ownership of a sex dungeon. This is very beneficial for the society we live in. (we live in a society) Not only will this mean virgins will be able to reproduce but this also means sex addicts like me will be able to fuel our addiction. This philosophy is in character with the Joker. (Sigma male inventor) I’ve told many ladies in the past but they just don’t get it. (Joker reference) For every five seconds I do not have a femboys thighs to squeeze and cuddle, I shall break one window. This is crazy, has nobody really gotten me a femboy boyfriend yet? At this point you guys are being as irresponsible as I am. When I was younger I was a sexual deviant. I mean I still am but since starting therapy I now realise it was actually pretty odd for 11 year old me to be putting pencils up my arse. By the time I was 14 I had graduated to golf balls. Issue is golf balls don’t have anything to grip onto and my little teen arsehole decided to swallow that motherfucker up like a hoover sucking up a marble. SSHHHLLLURRRP. 5 minutes had passed and I still had a golf ball inside of me, I began panicking thinking I’d have to go to the hospital. I did the only thing a sane 14 year old would do. I told my dad I put a golf ball up my arse. To be fair to my dad, he didn’t have much of a reaction he just told me to shit it out. It was a response that I had thought about for a while, it seemed odd that he wasn’t grossed out or embarrassed. A couple years later when I was 16 I was in my bathroom about to have another one of my degenerate masturbation sessions and I accidentally knocked my dads dressing gown off the door hanger. Out fell a black object. I picked it up and as I was about to put it back I realised it was a fucking prostrate massager. I was now holding my fathers prostate massager. Something that had been inside of my fathers anus. I let out a scream that could only be described as if you were a teenage boy at boarding school and you saw Jimmy Saville coming up the driveway. I flung it across the room and got in the shower as fast as I could. At least I know now why my dad didn’t freak out about the golf ball. It runs in the family. Like father like son.



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