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All day I’ve been doing pre calc homework. Got like 11 pages done. It was exhausting. After I finished I wanted to relax. Naturally I started making self love. Feels nice to finally relax. When I finish however, I NUTTED IN MY FUCKING EYE. It’s not uncommon for me to shoot far, but I’ve never had such a direct hit. Shit had aerial surveillance or some shit because it hit the bullseye. I rushed to the sink because I’ve heard horror stories of women having to go to the hospital and whatnot. It doesn’t hurt or anything but it’s so fucking red. I went downstairs for dinner and my parents are convinced I’ve been doing drugs or crying. I may kms.
 

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All day I’ve been doing pre calc homework. Got like 11 pages done. It was exhausting. After I finished I wanted to relax. Naturally I started making self love. Feels nice to finally relax. When I finish however, I NUTTED IN MY FUCKING EYE. It’s not uncommon for me to shoot far, but I’ve never had such a direct hit. Shit had aerial surveillance or some shit because it hit the bullseye. I rushed to the sink because I’ve heard horror stories of women having to go to the hospital and whatnot. It doesn’t hurt or anything but it’s so fucking red. I went downstairs for dinner and my parents are convinced I’ve been doing drugs or crying. I may kms.
~ a fully grown 20 year old man fapping to loli porn
 

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All day I’ve been doing pre calc homework. Got like 11 pages done. It was exhausting. After I finished I wanted to relax. Naturally I started making self love. Feels nice to finally relax. When I finish however, I NUTTED IN MY FUCKING EYE. It’s not uncommon for me to shoot far, but I’ve never had such a direct hit. Shit had aerial surveillance or some shit because it hit the bullseye. I rushed to the sink because I’ve heard horror stories of women having to go to the hospital and whatnot. It doesn’t hurt or anything but it’s so fucking red. I went downstairs for dinner and my parents are convinced I’ve been doing drugs or crying. I may kms.
Honestly, get some help. Your parents would honestly question their existence if they knew that you post fucked up shit on a fucking cheating forum. Not a big fan of you
 

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so theoretically me fapping to a 18yo pornstar that looks like 15 would be also fucked up?
they look like they're 8 not 15
15 is immature but i could see how a 15 year old would look older
lolis are so fucking immature
 

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they look like they're 8
also pr0n is a social evil
ok this is how a 8yo looks like, you barely even see those they are usually like 15 which looks a lil bit older + you can get fucked by "they are drawn as if they were 18" also in where i live age of consent is 15 so fuck u
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